The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Smith will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.