The Sack Spiral Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.