The Intentional Grounding Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Smith throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
82%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.