The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.