The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.