The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.