The Intentional Grounding Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith's stadium. Only over Smith.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.