The Kneel-Down Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.