The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.