The Kneel-Down Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Smith gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.