The Bad Snap Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.