The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.