The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Every deep ball Smith throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.