The Intentional Grounding Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.