The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Breece Hall
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.