The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Smith, that's a flag." Smith: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.