The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Breece Hall
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.