The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Smith: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.