The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.