The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Smith four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Breece Hall
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.