The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.