The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith's stadium. Only over Smith.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.