The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Smith gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.