The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.