The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smith gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.