The Overthrow Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.