The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Smith: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Ref: "Number Smith, that's a flag." Smith: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.