The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Every deep ball Smith throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.