The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.