The Kneel-Down Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.