The Bad Snap Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Ref: "Number Smith, that's a flag." Smith: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.