The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Garbage time arrives early for Smith: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.