The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Smith goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.