The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.