The Snap Count Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.