The Kneel-Down Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.
- Smith gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.