The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.