The Snap Count Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Smith will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.