The Sack Spiral Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.