The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smith, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.