The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Smith audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.