The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Smith is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.