The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.