The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.