The Late Scratch Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.