The Hamstring Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bernard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.