The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.