The Phantom Flag Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bernard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.