The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bernard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.