The Dropped Pass Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bernard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.